Job /dʒɒb/ noun:
1. A daily process which requires one to work for someone else from nine to five thereby preventing the former from thinking of his/her own success in life.
2. An engagement that acts as a barrier to one's creative and out-of-the-box thinking process.
Problem /ˈprɒb.ləm/ noun:
1. A disruption in smooth and easy-going life.
2. An event which when seen negatively causes more pain, while a positive outlook may open gates to several life-changing solutions.
3. The only situation when the brain gets to do the real R&D work: a welcome change from the monotonous daily routine procedures.
Internet /ðiˈɪn.tə.net/ noun:
1. The modern-day convenient substitute of a joyous trip to a building referred to as library.
2. One-stop solution for the assignments and projects due tomorrow.
1. A daily process which requires one to work for someone else from nine to five thereby preventing the former from thinking of his/her own success in life.
2. An engagement that acts as a barrier to one's creative and out-of-the-box thinking process.
Problem /ˈprɒb.ləm/ noun:
1. A disruption in smooth and easy-going life.
2. An event which when seen negatively causes more pain, while a positive outlook may open gates to several life-changing solutions.
3. The only situation when the brain gets to do the real R&D work: a welcome change from the monotonous daily routine procedures.
Internet /ðiˈɪn.tə.net/ noun:
1. The modern-day convenient substitute of a joyous trip to a building referred to as library.
2. One-stop solution for the assignments and projects due tomorrow.
College /ˈkɒl.ɪdʒ/ noun:
1. A place where like-hormoned teenagers come together to find solutions to their hormonal problems in generally destructive ways.
2. The only place where the student learns much more than what is prescribed in the curriculum.
Girlfriend /ˈgɜːl.frend/ noun:
1. A non-reliable investment in which the investor is not guaranteed of the desired returns. Stock markets are generally considered safer than these decisions (made during desperate moments).
CtrlC-CtrlV /kənˈtrəʊl see kənˈtrəʊl we/ verb:
1. An action of stealing the authorship of an original written piece which is in the electronic form, by quick and strategic use of left hand fingers.
2. The act, even though sinful, does not generally cause any degree of guilt to the doer.
Texting /ˈtekst.ɪŋ/ verb:
2. The only place where the student learns much more than what is prescribed in the curriculum.
Girlfriend /ˈgɜːl.frend/ noun:
1. A non-reliable investment in which the investor is not guaranteed of the desired returns. Stock markets are generally considered safer than these decisions (made during desperate moments).
CtrlC-CtrlV /kənˈtrəʊl see kənˈtrəʊl we/ verb:
1. An action of stealing the authorship of an original written piece which is in the electronic form, by quick and strategic use of left hand fingers.
2. The act, even though sinful, does not generally cause any degree of guilt to the doer.
1. A cheaper substitute for making a call to communicate everything unimportant and insignificant.
2. An annoying form of this action is also called forwarding, where the doer does not type the content, she just 'forwards' the received message to you, just because she 'has free messages'.
3. A lot of doers find it 'cool' to rape the english language while performing the act.
Example: "I luv ol ma frenzz soooooooo much!! :) :) :) :D :D"
Facebook /feɪsbʊk/ noun:
1. A medium of showing off of his/her relationship status.
2. A very efficient method of stalking the female users who desire the male perverts to look at their 'cute' photos.
3. A medium of sending your friends pigs, sheep, goats etc for apparently no specific reason.
Newspaper /ˈnjuːzˌpeɪ.pə r / noun:
1. A tradition of cutting down of millions of trees to spread information: some good, some bad, some useless , that too, late by one whole day.
2. The product which is still not being abandoned just because of the users' habit. An outdated medium which should have been replaced by the electronic counterpart, decades ago.
Example: "I luv ol ma frenzz soooooooo much!! :) :) :) :D :D"
Facebook /feɪsbʊk/ noun:
1. A medium of showing off of his/her relationship status.
2. A very efficient method of stalking the female users who desire the male perverts to look at their 'cute' photos.
3. A medium of sending your friends pigs, sheep, goats etc for apparently no specific reason.
Newspaper /ˈnjuːzˌpeɪ.pə r / noun:
1. A tradition of cutting down of millions of trees to spread information: some good, some bad, some useless , that too, late by one whole day.
2. The product which is still not being abandoned just because of the users' habit. An outdated medium which should have been replaced by the electronic counterpart, decades ago.
